{"type":"general","setup":"How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?","punchline":"You will see one later and one in a while.","id":131}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Want to hear a joke about construction?","punchline":"Nah, I'm still working on it.","id":151}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a monkey in a mine field?","punchline":"A babooooom!","id":210}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you watch the new comic book movie?","punchline":"It was very graphic!","id":66}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What is a vampire's favorite fruit?","punchline":"A blood orange.","id":241}
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{"fact":"Cats spend nearly 1\/3 of their waking hours cleaning themselves.","length":64}
{"fact":"A cat's nose is as unique as a human's fingerprint.","length":51}
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