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{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}

{"fact":"Florence Nightingale owned more than 60 cats in her lifetime.","length":61}

{"slip": { "id": 217, "advice": "Identify sources of happiness."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 96, "advice": "Don't give to others advice which you wouldn't follow."}}

{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}

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Pachylia is a genus of moths in the family Sphingidae. The genus was erected by Francis Walker in 1856.

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{"fact":"Cats lap liquid from the underside of their tongue, not from the top.","length":69}

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