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{"slip": { "id": 15, "advice": "If it ain't broke don't fix it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 167, "advice": "No one knows anyone else in the way you do."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 199, "advice": "Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference."}}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why don't programmers like nature?","punchline":"There's too many bugs.","id":419}
{"fact":"A cat's smell is their strongest sense, and they rely on this leading sense to identify people and objects; a feline's sense of smell is 14x better than a human's.","length":163}
{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"When does a joke become a dad joke?","punchline":"When it becomes apparent.","id":281}
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{"slip": { "id": 97, "advice": "If you are ever in doubt about whether or not to wash your hair: Wash it."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?","punchline":"Because he had a vowel movement.","id":314}
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Bagli Assembly constituency, also spelled Bagali, is one of the seats in Madhya Pradesh Legislative Assembly in India. It is a segment of Khandwa Lok Sabha constituency.
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{"slip": { "id": 132, "advice": "Repeat people's names when you meet them."}}
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Mejametalana Airport is a military airport in Maseru, the capital city of Lesotho. It served as Maseru's main airport until the opening of Moshoeshoe I International Airport, located in the town of Mazenod, about 18Â km (11Â mi) southeast of downtown Maseru.